Invuanlohva nuihtheih dan-III

Mizoramah hnam dangin sap tawnga thu an sawi changin, akar laka fiamthu an han thawh chang hian mipui hi vawi hnih an nui thin: A sawitui'n a'n sawi a,sap tawng thiamho an nui ham ham a, a lettuin Mizo tawngin a'n let a, midang zawng kha a aia ringin an nui thin.

# Vawih in sum suh, chuti lo chu i ngumah a chho ang a, i thluakah a lut anga thu uih pui pui i sawi mai ang!

# Liana Arpui hi saptawngin engnge? 'Hen'. A nih leh Arte.'Chicken', a nih leh Bawngpui 'Cow'.., a nih leh Bawngnote 'Cowken' !

# Brad Pitt-a'n khawvela mipa sexy ber a la ni em tih en turin world record an tihna ah a kal a, thinrim takin " Who the hell is NGURTHANGVELA' a rawn ti chhuak :)

# Kunga: I puithu ve hle em?
Tira: Teuh lo mai, puithu viau hi vanduaina a nih ka ring tlat!!

# "Doctor, ka kut hi a khur nasa riau mai a engtia tih chi nge maw ni le?
" I zu in nasa lutukin a tibuai che a ni maw?
" Aih, ka ti baw nasa lutuk thin hian min tibuai zawk"

# Pa pakhat mitkalh lutuk pawh kha a ID mark-ah chuan " Left eye on the right eye" tih a inziak a, a ID mark dangah "Mole on the whole body" tih a inziak bawk, a hang viau ni tur a ni.

# Q.'The two triangles are equal and respect with each other' tih hi mizo tawngin let teh?
Ans: Triangle pahnihte chu kawng engkima an in an em avangin an zahawm hle a ni.

# " Fapate'n nupui ru ve ta chu.." tiin a fapa room an hawng chiah chu, " A!! U Thangi lah ni rengin", duh chal ve awm asin.

# Chhungkaw hausa tak pawh kha an tla chhe ta thut mai, electric, tui, telephone tih vel kha bill pe thei tawh heklo an rawn disconnect sak vek a.A hnu rei vaklovah an bawnghnute pawh an rawn dis-threka sak leh zel a.

# Bible in " Chaw dangral" atih hi "Lapaw chini" hi a ni mai lawng maw?

# Naupang: Nu, badam leina tur Rs5 min lo pe.
Nu: Chutiang zah zah angai lo
Naupang: Ka thianten sazu alian duh an tia lawm
Nu: Kha Rs 5 man lei la, i pa tan Rs 30 man!

# Veng pakhatah hian concert an nei a, mipui pawh an tam hle.Tan dawnah chuan apuangtu a rawn che a, " Awle, kan concert kan lo tan dawn tawh ang a, a hmasa berin SP kan lo sawm ang.."
Mipui pawh an phur hle, an au hluah hluah mai.Mahse, ngai teh; Aizawl SP, LT Hrangchal a rawn chhuak hlil ! Sipai uniform te chu a la rawn ha zui. " Kawngsirah insuk, inbual leh motor sil te khap tlat a ni...." a ti a, thupek hrang hrang a sawi teuh hnuah a let leh ta a!

# Nula pakhat pawh chance an neih laiin a vawih a, a zak lutuk kha a tlan chhe ta. A bialpa'n a um a, " Lo ding teh nang leh kei hi puuutt hian min then tur a ni lo" a ti...!

# Mawia: Engatinge i bialnu nen chuan in inthen mai? A fel ka lo ti viau asin.
Zuala: A, thil dang a ni lo, thingpui hi a kut dinglam kherin a chawk thin a...
Mawia: Chutiang mai mai inthen chhan a tlin loh chu....
Zuala: Ni lo, mi chuan thirfianin an chawk a,a ni chuan a kut zungchal dinglam in a chawk a lawm....

# Pa pakhat pawhin thing lerah sa a chang a, rei ngial a chan hnu-ah pawh a chang chhuak thei ta lo. A thinin a tuar ta lo a, " Hhhmmm..!! Punctual lo em mai" a tia, a haw ta a!

# Pa ber chuan palai hnenah, " Tun thla chu thla serh a nia, nghah rih angai ang", a lo ti a.Chutah a fanu room atangin a lo chhuak a, " Thla serh ngaihtuah a ngai lo, ka serh hi ngaihtuah tawh zawk rawh u," a rawn ti chheps.

# Khawvel a ning lutuk a, Khumhnuaiah a biru tawps.

# Naupang: A Pa mipa aia hmeichhia an zung ri a rin zawkna chhan enge?
Pa: Mipa aia Silencer an neih tawi zawk vangin.

# Nupa tuakkhat pawh kha fa an nei thar ve a, a lo puitlin hunah nulaten 'Ngaihzawng' ti a an auh theih nan a hmingah 'Ngaihzawnga' an sa a, alo tlangval chuan nulate chuan 'Ngaihzawng' tilo chuan 'Zawnga' tih hlirin an au an ti nia.Phuah fuhlo ve chiangkuang.

## Grammar Lesson( Change into Active Voice)
Q: Chaw kha tui i tih zawng a ni em?
Ans: Chaw kha tui i ti em, Zawnga?

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair

# National Anthem Mizo Version:
Zingah zanah a thim a var thlu lova, Bahra lai a, kan vah za lai kha Pangkai leh Sunhlu, Kurtai leh Paratha Tiauvuta mu chunga bara, hlimtea kan lenza dial dial lai khan Uaia chul a changza ta, Zaia te , Zaia te,Zaia te, Zaia te Zaia te....(commas hi hman thiam chuan i sa nalh fu ang)

# Circus a en ve a. A thiante khan " A hmuhnawm tiraw?" an ti laih laih a.Ani pek chua, " Kei chu ho ka ti! Khawlla zaikhat kha an thlung anga sai an zawhtir dawn emaw ka ti a," a ti vel.

# Hindu te leh Mosolman ten an Pathian biakin an luh dawna an pheikhawk an phelh thin nachhan i hria em? A chhan ber chu maw, Kristian an nih loh vang a ni.

# Nupui nei thar hlim hian a thian hnenah, " Khatia kan han innei kha chawlhkar khat chhung chu ka thusawi ka nupuiin a ngaithla thin.Chawlhkar khat piah lamah chuan a ni a tawng a, keiin ka ngaithla a.Chawlhkar thum hnu lamah chuan kan pahnihin kan tawng a, kan thenawmte tan hriat nuam tawk vel a ni tawh !" tiin a sawi a.

# Naupang: Ka Pa, kan zirtirtu nu chu a sakhaw mi awm lutuk, a zawhna ka chhan apiangin, 'My God!' a ti zel!!!!

# State Bank-ah pension la turin an nufain an kal a.Pension la tur chu an tam em avangin an nghah chhung chuan a nu, upa tawh tak mai chu a muthlu a. A hnar zui ta mai a. A fanu nula zak deuh chuan a nu chu a nghawk ta a. A nu lo tho phut, harh chiang mang lo chuan chutia ri ta mur mur mai chu an tawngtai rual emaw tiin engkhaw sawi set set lovin a bei ve ta nghek mai a!

# Damlo: Doctor, mi hian mi a tiin min sawi leh thin a, ka thin a rim riau tawh a ni.
Rilru Doctor: Thil awmdan chu a bul atangin min han hrilh teh le.
Damlo: Nia maw le, a tir takah chuan lei leh van hi ka siam a.Lei hi a ruak a, engmah awm lohna a ni a................

# Chawhmeh kha an han neilo angreng khawp a, chaw lian tawk in an bar a, a hnuah te reuh te te in an bar leh a chawhmeh a tan..

# Nula leh tlangval pawh kha thlanmualah an in kreinchh a, an che nasa deuh a niang an zawh meuh chuan nula mawngah 'ROLIANA KUM 76' tih a in chhu kulh sin le.

#. Pa: Nu-i kha kha maw i kawr thar lei chu.A va'n nuihzatthlak mai mai thin tak em!
Nu: Ngawi rawh, a man ka'n hrilh ang che a i nuih a za vak lovang!

# "Engatinge halpuah siamna hmunah kher hnathawh i duh a?"
" Meizial zuk bansan ka duh vang mai mai maw le!"