Invuanlova nuihtheih dan-IV

A'n allround mai mai khawp a, Boxing 1st Rnd-ah an knockout a, a hnuah badam,chana a rawn zuar kual vel.

Gospel hla sa thin pawh khan an group hming kha Bible lam hawi an duh ve si a, 'Titatute' an invuah ta ngawt a, a lamtawiah (T2)2 an ti ta mai.

Tlangval pakhat pawh kha Mr.Mizoramah a interview ve a, mawm berah an lo thlang hlauh an ti.

Nilai Zan inkhawm hruaitu chuan mahni talent neih theuh sawi turin inkhawmho chu a sawm a. Tlar hnung lam atang chuan thinrim em em in pa pakhat hi a rawn ding hluai mai a, 'Biak In hi mahni ta len leh len loh thu sawina hun a ni love' a rawn ti teng chuai a.

Boxing-ah a tel ve a, a khingpui pa kha a hneh lo lutuk a, ring pawn a tlan chhuah pahin 'Buk tha leh phawt rawh u, in buk that hma loh chu ka chawl dawn' zu ti ngawt a, hneh lo nasa niang !

Pa ber chuan ,' Nizan ka mumang chuu rangkachak thi te, bengbehte, sanate ka lo nei teuh mai a' a ti a.A fateho chuan ' A pa sana chu ka duh, thi chu ka duh' an ti sap sap a. A ni lah chuan 'A ngai lo' a ti bur mai a.Nuber chuan ,' Aw... mumang mai maite chu 'aw' ti ve mai mai la' a han tih pawhin Pa ber chuan 'A ngailo, an ti chhe thin, an dim thiam lo' ala ti hram..uikawm ve tak chu a ni.

KS piangthar leh drugs addict piangthar hi an lo inhnial chiam a....
Drug addict:Pianthar a hrehawmna ber chu suffer hi a ni.
KS: Drugs suffer te mai mai, a ho lutuk! Hur suffer tak hi a nia na chu ni...!

Tualte vanglaia an Lal hur pawh kha an hur awm tiah tiah..kawngsira bekang funna lo inhlawm tal hi a hmu a, a hnim vut vut a, ka bei dawn mi aw..a ti vel..!

Nula inti sap pawh khan buh a thlei a..
Nula: Maaa... a buhkem hi ka delete dawn em?
Nu: Ok..a kem pawh delete vek rawh..

Arpa khuang lai pawh hi a mawngah han hawlh ila, 'Ti..ti..hahaha..' a ti nui kawr kawr mai ang an ti..!

Pa pakhat pipu sei hriat pawh kha,'Naupang tualchai rual hi an uaitir a,an han then a, a lo let leh chuan a sazu hmul a lo to chhap tawh a ni' a ti a.A thiante chuan an awih lo khawp mai a.'Chaw ei lovin chuti chen chen a uai thei lovang' an ti a.Ani chuan 'Pipu uai laia chaw ei in hre ngai em ni?' a ti a ni awm a.

Pa pakhat pawh hian a hmeichhe sazu kaw thuk hriat a sawi a.'Huan pal hungna mau in an hawlh a, a tawp an hawlh pha lo' ati a.A thianpa chuan,' Chutiang tiang ka awihlo.Tu mihring mahin a pha lo hrim hrim' a ti a.Ani chuan 'Aw..an hawlhna a hla a ni mai alawm..' a lo ti a.

Hmeichhe la tleirawl deuh hi sual ila, an kekawrte han phelh ila, chutah, 'E khai ka duh leh lo' ti ila, thawhsan daih ila, an ngaihthalo chu an haw a, darthlalang an thutchilh sauh sauh va, 'Engati nge maw ka ta chu! A danglam bik emaw ni?' an ti a, an ngaihthalo chuan an sazu an bih an bih mai a ni.

Lunglei lam sawn 'tri' hi an lo hmang rim tak tak viau a ni ang, thiannu Hruaii va awm pawh khan skin-tight lei tur a zawng a, a hmu lova.A tukah sikin-trait a va zawng leh a, lei tur chu a lo tam viau a ni awm a.An indawl chuhte hian 'Zum tren' te hi an man tren tren thrin, a ti a.Vawikhat chu Lunglei pa hian Aizawl pa hnenah, ' Thruthlengah ka thru a, tringtrang ka perh trang trang mai tih hi engtin nge in sawi bik?' a ti a.Aizawlpa chuan, 'Chair-ah ka thu a, guitar ka hmet chiau vawng vawng mai' tiin a lo chhang a ni awm a sin.

Pa pakhat hi a thiante'n, 'I nupui hi a te si, a kawlh si, a tawngthei si,' an ti a.Chupa tihngaihna hre lo chuan,' Te mah se, a kap chu a khat ve vek tho' a ti ringawt!

Pazika, school chawkidara a tan laiin zan khat chu an school-ah nula leh tlangval an rawn tawm a.Pazika chuan, 'A thim si a, an tawng leh thawm chauh ka hre thei a, an ri leh khut khut thin a.Nakinah chuan a hmeichhia chuan, ' Aiah aiah, khati chuan ka beng i rap,' a ti a.Eng ang posi kher nge maw an hman ka hmu chak khawp mai a' a tia lawm.

Tlangval pakhat pawn a tia lawm, ' Ka bialnu ve deuh roh ka rim dawn a.Choka-ah a nu chauh a lo awm a, 'Mami chu kuhva leiin a chhuak lawk a nih kha, lo nghak rawh' a ti a.An veranda thuthleng seiah ka lo nghak a.Ka awmna lai chu a eng riai ruai a.Nakinah chuan tlangval pakhat nen an lo hawng a.gate bulah chuan an inpe dak ta ngawng ngawng mai a.A mipa chuan min rawn hmu a, 'Saw tunge?' a han ti a.Ka bialnu chuan, 'Zurui a ni ang' a ti a, lungtein min rawn vawm kauh mai chuh ! a tia lawm.

Nula senior inbual hi an zai rat rat a, an zai a tawp vang vang chuan an zung a lo ni thin, an tia lawm!

Pa pakhat pawh hian a fate thawh tur a relsak a, ' Nang hi i rum deuh va, hel pawl zawm la.Nang ruling party-ah lut la. In u ber hian pawl thar din tur ngaihtuah se.Keiin chhiatni that ni ka lo tawiawm ang'

Mi pakhat hi tui chhunchhuah khur kang tawhah a tla a.Thil a tha zawng a thlir mi hian a va hmu a, ' I chhuak leh mai ang' a ti a.Chanchinbu miin a va hmu ve a, 'Engtikah nge i tlak? I inhliam em? I tla tih min an hria em? Chhanchhuahna i beisei em?' a ti a.

Amah chu Aizawl nula, hleitling zuah leh hmel chhe hranlo tak a ni awm e. A pa pawh a hausa viauin an sawi.Phaiah lehkha zir turin a kal a, hostel-ah a awm a.An college leh an hostel inkar chu a hla tham viau va.Rickshaw in a kal thin a, pawisa a hek duh hle mai a.Vaiho chu, hmeichhia pawh thirsakawrin an kal thin a.Chutih lai chuan inbiak pawhna a la thalo hle a,phone aizawlah a la awm lova,inbiakpawhna tha ber chu lehkha thawn a ni mai a. Chu nula chuan a pa lehkha a thawn a, college kal nana thirsakawr a mamawhzia leh, a leina tur pawisa rawn thawn turin a ti a. A pa chuan a fanu chu a ngaihtuah bawk a,thirsakawr leina tur chu a chah aia tam pawisa a thawn a. Nula chuan bazarah thirsakawr chu a va lei ta a. A pawisa hman bang chuan sazupui rang chi hi a lei tel bawk a. A sazupui chu aroom veranda-ah a khawi a. A khawhar a hnemin a duat khawp mai a. A chhungte chu chanchin engmah a han hrilh zui lemlova.Tuk khat chu a sazupui chu chaw a han pe leh dawn a, a hmul a lo tla kawng miat a, a khawngaih khawp mai a, ran doctor hnenah a kalpui vat a, ran doctor chuan damdawi hnawih tur a lo pe a. An hostel-ah a haw thuai a,a sazupui chu damdawi a hnawih a. A vei rilru khawp mai a, a hnawih zawh chuan a pa lehkhathawn tur a ziaka: 'Tukin chu ka sazu ka han en a, a hmul a lo tla kawng vek mai a, doctor hnenah ka va entir a, damdawi hnawih tur minlo chawh a' tiin. A pa chu lehkha chu a han thawn a.Thla khat hnuah lehkhathawn a dawng a, a pa chuan, ' I thirsakawr kha rang lutukin paih bo nghal rawh,' tih a rawn ziak a.Nula chuan a han ngaihtuah thin a, a sazupui hmul tlak chhan leh a thirsakawr chuan inzawmna a neih awm reng reng a hre chhuak zo lova.

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Invuanlohva nuihtheih dan-III

Mizoramah hnam dangin sap tawnga thu an sawi changin, akar laka fiamthu an han thawh chang hian mipui hi vawi hnih an nui thin: A sawitui'n a'n sawi a,sap tawng thiamho an nui ham ham a, a lettuin Mizo tawngin a'n let a, midang zawng kha a aia ringin an nui thin.

# Vawih in sum suh, chuti lo chu i ngumah a chho ang a, i thluakah a lut anga thu uih pui pui i sawi mai ang!

# Liana Arpui hi saptawngin engnge? 'Hen'. A nih leh Arte.'Chicken', a nih leh Bawngpui 'Cow'.., a nih leh Bawngnote 'Cowken' !

# Brad Pitt-a'n khawvela mipa sexy ber a la ni em tih en turin world record an tihna ah a kal a, thinrim takin " Who the hell is NGURTHANGVELA' a rawn ti chhuak :)

# Kunga: I puithu ve hle em?
Tira: Teuh lo mai, puithu viau hi vanduaina a nih ka ring tlat!!

# "Doctor, ka kut hi a khur nasa riau mai a engtia tih chi nge maw ni le?
" I zu in nasa lutukin a tibuai che a ni maw?
" Aih, ka ti baw nasa lutuk thin hian min tibuai zawk"

# Pa pakhat mitkalh lutuk pawh kha a ID mark-ah chuan " Left eye on the right eye" tih a inziak a, a ID mark dangah "Mole on the whole body" tih a inziak bawk, a hang viau ni tur a ni.

# Q.'The two triangles are equal and respect with each other' tih hi mizo tawngin let teh?
Ans: Triangle pahnihte chu kawng engkima an in an em avangin an zahawm hle a ni.

# " Fapate'n nupui ru ve ta chu.." tiin a fapa room an hawng chiah chu, " A!! U Thangi lah ni rengin", duh chal ve awm asin.

# Chhungkaw hausa tak pawh kha an tla chhe ta thut mai, electric, tui, telephone tih vel kha bill pe thei tawh heklo an rawn disconnect sak vek a.A hnu rei vaklovah an bawnghnute pawh an rawn dis-threka sak leh zel a.

# Bible in " Chaw dangral" atih hi "Lapaw chini" hi a ni mai lawng maw?

# Naupang: Nu, badam leina tur Rs5 min lo pe.
Nu: Chutiang zah zah angai lo
Naupang: Ka thianten sazu alian duh an tia lawm
Nu: Kha Rs 5 man lei la, i pa tan Rs 30 man!

# Veng pakhatah hian concert an nei a, mipui pawh an tam hle.Tan dawnah chuan apuangtu a rawn che a, " Awle, kan concert kan lo tan dawn tawh ang a, a hmasa berin SP kan lo sawm ang.."
Mipui pawh an phur hle, an au hluah hluah mai.Mahse, ngai teh; Aizawl SP, LT Hrangchal a rawn chhuak hlil ! Sipai uniform te chu a la rawn ha zui. " Kawngsirah insuk, inbual leh motor sil te khap tlat a ni...." a ti a, thupek hrang hrang a sawi teuh hnuah a let leh ta a!

# Nula pakhat pawh chance an neih laiin a vawih a, a zak lutuk kha a tlan chhe ta. A bialpa'n a um a, " Lo ding teh nang leh kei hi puuutt hian min then tur a ni lo" a ti...!

# Mawia: Engatinge i bialnu nen chuan in inthen mai? A fel ka lo ti viau asin.
Zuala: A, thil dang a ni lo, thingpui hi a kut dinglam kherin a chawk thin a...
Mawia: Chutiang mai mai inthen chhan a tlin loh chu....
Zuala: Ni lo, mi chuan thirfianin an chawk a,a ni chuan a kut zungchal dinglam in a chawk a lawm....

# Pa pakhat pawhin thing lerah sa a chang a, rei ngial a chan hnu-ah pawh a chang chhuak thei ta lo. A thinin a tuar ta lo a, " Hhhmmm..!! Punctual lo em mai" a tia, a haw ta a!

# Pa ber chuan palai hnenah, " Tun thla chu thla serh a nia, nghah rih angai ang", a lo ti a.Chutah a fanu room atangin a lo chhuak a, " Thla serh ngaihtuah a ngai lo, ka serh hi ngaihtuah tawh zawk rawh u," a rawn ti chheps.

# Khawvel a ning lutuk a, Khumhnuaiah a biru tawps.

# Naupang: A Pa mipa aia hmeichhia an zung ri a rin zawkna chhan enge?
Pa: Mipa aia Silencer an neih tawi zawk vangin.

# Nupa tuakkhat pawh kha fa an nei thar ve a, a lo puitlin hunah nulaten 'Ngaihzawng' ti a an auh theih nan a hmingah 'Ngaihzawnga' an sa a, alo tlangval chuan nulate chuan 'Ngaihzawng' tilo chuan 'Zawnga' tih hlirin an au an ti nia.Phuah fuhlo ve chiangkuang.

## Grammar Lesson( Change into Active Voice)
Q: Chaw kha tui i tih zawng a ni em?
Ans: Chaw kha tui i ti em, Zawnga?

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair

# National Anthem Mizo Version:
Zingah zanah a thim a var thlu lova, Bahra lai a, kan vah za lai kha Pangkai leh Sunhlu, Kurtai leh Paratha Tiauvuta mu chunga bara, hlimtea kan lenza dial dial lai khan Uaia chul a changza ta, Zaia te , Zaia te,Zaia te, Zaia te Zaia te....(commas hi hman thiam chuan i sa nalh fu ang)

# Circus a en ve a. A thiante khan " A hmuhnawm tiraw?" an ti laih laih a.Ani pek chua, " Kei chu ho ka ti! Khawlla zaikhat kha an thlung anga sai an zawhtir dawn emaw ka ti a," a ti vel.

# Hindu te leh Mosolman ten an Pathian biakin an luh dawna an pheikhawk an phelh thin nachhan i hria em? A chhan ber chu maw, Kristian an nih loh vang a ni.

# Nupui nei thar hlim hian a thian hnenah, " Khatia kan han innei kha chawlhkar khat chhung chu ka thusawi ka nupuiin a ngaithla thin.Chawlhkar khat piah lamah chuan a ni a tawng a, keiin ka ngaithla a.Chawlhkar thum hnu lamah chuan kan pahnihin kan tawng a, kan thenawmte tan hriat nuam tawk vel a ni tawh !" tiin a sawi a.

# Naupang: Ka Pa, kan zirtirtu nu chu a sakhaw mi awm lutuk, a zawhna ka chhan apiangin, 'My God!' a ti zel!!!!

# State Bank-ah pension la turin an nufain an kal a.Pension la tur chu an tam em avangin an nghah chhung chuan a nu, upa tawh tak mai chu a muthlu a. A hnar zui ta mai a. A fanu nula zak deuh chuan a nu chu a nghawk ta a. A nu lo tho phut, harh chiang mang lo chuan chutia ri ta mur mur mai chu an tawngtai rual emaw tiin engkhaw sawi set set lovin a bei ve ta nghek mai a!

# Damlo: Doctor, mi hian mi a tiin min sawi leh thin a, ka thin a rim riau tawh a ni.
Rilru Doctor: Thil awmdan chu a bul atangin min han hrilh teh le.
Damlo: Nia maw le, a tir takah chuan lei leh van hi ka siam a.Lei hi a ruak a, engmah awm lohna a ni a................

# Chawhmeh kha an han neilo angreng khawp a, chaw lian tawk in an bar a, a hnuah te reuh te te in an bar leh a chawhmeh a tan..

# Nula leh tlangval pawh kha thlanmualah an in kreinchh a, an che nasa deuh a niang an zawh meuh chuan nula mawngah 'ROLIANA KUM 76' tih a in chhu kulh sin le.

#. Pa: Nu-i kha kha maw i kawr thar lei chu.A va'n nuihzatthlak mai mai thin tak em!
Nu: Ngawi rawh, a man ka'n hrilh ang che a i nuih a za vak lovang!

# "Engatinge halpuah siamna hmunah kher hnathawh i duh a?"
" Meizial zuk bansan ka duh vang mai mai maw le!"

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